HOW MUCH OF A TARD ARE YOU?

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
[x]You have ran into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blond

so far: 4

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

so far: 8

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] you tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.

so far: 8

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[ ]You are often told to use your "inside voice"

so far: 9

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x]You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x]You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 14

[x]You break a lot of things.
[x]You tilt you're head when you're confused.
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture
[x] The word "um" is used
[x] You dont know what "um" means.
[ ]You say "what" and "huh" alot.
[x]you have fallen up the stairs
[x] You have bumped into walls while going through a door.
[x] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

so far: 21

now multiply that by four and see the result...

I AM ... 84% OF A TARD. *headesk* I'm not proud..